punkersshadow (punkersshadow) wrote in coffeeatthechef,

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More Crap Then You Can Shake A Stick At!!!!

What a good day!!! Back-track to yesterday... I applied at Costco... They've been interviewing for weeks now and they interviewed a total roughly 5,000 people!!! Out of those 5-thou... 500 would be called back for a second interview!! And yesterday I got called back! So back to today... First off, I had my second interview and it went smoothly!!! Then I relaxed a bit around the house... then me and Chris went to Howell Fitness Center and worked our asses off... It felt good!! Then to his house for a bite to eat!! After sitting around for a bit we headed out to chef!!! Thats when this day rocked!!!! Me, Paul, Landen, Chris, and Sarha.... And Haikus!!! 5 - 7 - 5

To the L chef crew
The crew not there, you missed out
Fucked up shit went down

Haikus in my brain
Damn syllables wont get out
I'm going insane

Now I will get to update on this community... FINALLY!!!
So get a load of these... and this isnt EVEN the half of it!!!!!

I heart fat bitches
They make me eat cottage cheese
I poop way too much

Hairy french women
Cheese fondue makes for good lube
Make a gay play date

Tickle me fat man
Happy days, me and the Fonz
Poopy Bo-jengles

Time goes by so fast
When talks of gays, I arise
I fucked a gay guy

Good times with good friends
We talk of utter nonsense
Fun times had by all

Hot action figures
Hey kid, I'm a computer
Large possible men

Ba-donk-a-donk butt
Skull Fucking a big man clown
Show yourself to me

I tore myself, ouch
Gapping holes can constipate
I have a large butt

Hot carl action
I shat on your big nipples
Don't make me waste poop

We should play doctor
Take two hot beef injections
Vagina and ass

My pubes really itch
Crabs on my balls, I shampooed
They consume my nuts

Dropping the big deuce
I flushed but it left a stain
The toilet is red

And theres much much more where those came from!!! But now my mind only thinks in Haikus.... Ahhhhhhhhh! But damn it that was so much fun!!
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